We Need More Humans Tools

We Need More Humans is not a spreadsheet incremental. There is no public damage formula to plug into a calculator. The useful “tools” are still checklists: which node family you have bought, which of the 19 Steam achievements you have left, and whether your PC actually meets the tiny spec. This hub holds those tables so the guides hub can stay narrative.

Pages

• Upgrade checklist — tick Beam Capacity, radius, value, Evolution, arms, Instant Abduction, Round Time, crop circles.
• Achievements — the 19 Steam achievements with the names Steam publishes.
• System requirements — Windows 10, 2.5 GHz, 4 GB RAM, 500 MB, plus controller and Deck notes.

Use them with the upgrade priority list (the ranking) and the skill tree (the legend). If you want a live damage sim, it does not exist in-game and we will not fake one.

Why a checklist beats hovering the tree

Controller reviews complain that locked nodes are hard to inspect. The checklist is the overlay. After every round, glance at it, buy the next cheap S or A node, hit Continue. That is the whole “tool.” Money persists between rounds, so you can tick two boxes at once when you bank a lap.

What we refuse to build

• A code redeemer. This is not a live-service Roblox title. There are no weekly gift codes.
• A script page. Single-player Steam game.
• A fake DPS parser for cows versus ninjas. Public playthroughs give joke numbers; they are on the evolution tier list, not in a calculator.

If Seafront ever ships an official companion, it will be linked from the links hub. Until then, these three pages plus a Steam overlay timer are enough to finish Normal in the 90–120 minute window described on how to complete.

After you tick the last power box, the useful next click is how to complete for the mop-up round, then extra modes if you still want humans. The walkthrough tells you which biome you should be in when Arm Beam Capacity finally appears. The locations atlas is the visual check that you are actually in late game and not still vacuuming the desert. None of those pages replace a checklist; they tell you when to open this hub.

Keep the updates hub open if a patch renames another node the way Max Abductee became Beam Capacity. The checklist will follow the new names. If Steam adds a twentieth achievement or a Mac build, those rows move onto achievements and system requirements the same day we see a store change.